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RE: Joke thread - partyars - 03-05-2013
Three nazis walk into a BAR.
RE: Joke thread - devilquak - 03-05-2013
(03-05-2013, 17:55)partyars Wrote: Three nazis walk into a BAR.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
RE: Joke thread - spenboy - 03-06-2013
(03-05-2013, 18:08)devilquak Wrote:(03-05-2013, 17:55)partyars Wrote: Three nazis walk into a BAR.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
6.5/10 for both of you
Two men get into a fight at a bar.
One jumps up and yells "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!"
The bar instantly quiets before the other man responds, "go home dad, you're drunk"
RE: Joke thread - sethd13 - 03-06-2013
5/10
Btw are we doing allowed to do mexican jokes? I mean I would but some of them just don't work...
RE: Joke thread - partyars - 03-06-2013
Yes you can.
A seal walks into a club.
RE: Joke thread - spenboy - 03-06-2013
7/10
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
The lawyer’s face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, “Well, what is answer?”
The blonde glanced at him and smiled, then handed him a $5 bill.
RE: Joke thread - partyars - 03-06-2013
7/10 didn't expect the ending.
This might be offensive to some people, if you feel offended, I only intend this as a joke.
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish family.
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RE: Joke thread - sethd13 - 03-07-2013
Btw I told the mexican joke...
RE: Joke thread - Smythie - 03-07-2013
(03-06-2013, 20:29)partyars Wrote: 7/10 didn't expect the ending.
This might be offensive to some people, if you feel offended, I only intend this as a joke.
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish family.
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Hahahahahaha
RE: Joke thread - theonedoctor - 03-08-2013
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