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The Last Laugh

Sat, 28 Nov 2015 08:53:59 +0000

Welcome back.

Since it's obviously impossible for yotta to ever give up this domain, there's no end in sight to this forum.

But if there is, last post wins.

Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,

Sun, 14 Jun 2015 14:16:47 +0000

Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit sex, No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit sex, no gambling, no drugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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Source(s):
every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( http://www.asitis.com {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, sex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.

Joke thread

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:54:23 +0000

Title says it all post jokes, 1-10/10 rate them (like the music game) Post your own.

I'll start.

What did the scandinavian do after masturbating?

He finnished

Typing challenge

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 12:32:28 +0000

I got this idea over at the no backspace thread.
Basically, the poster avbove you ends his post with a new topic and a specified way of typing. You reply (at least two sentences) on said topic with he specified way of typing. To make it funny, no backspace or any form of cheating. And perhaps try to keep it sfw, no typing with your penis.

I'll start easy, the poster below has to type something about kitties with his/her fist.

No backspace thread

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 22:55:24 +0000

I give Android full credit with the idea of this game. The concept is that when you make a post, you are not allowed to press backspace, delete, select words or letters you have already typed and type over them, or delete any text you write in any way. You are also not allowed to use the arrow keys or mouse to put extra letters/words/etc... in places that you have already typed, nor are you allowed to use spell check. You are allowed to go as off topic as you want, but I will start the thread with an idea simply to give the thread some purpose to start with. After this point, no delete key, etc... and remember, no cheating!

What is the funniest thign you have everf seen on the internet?

Music Time Machine

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 22:03:51 +0000

I see your music game and I raise you a better one.

Every post contains a song. The song has to be from a certain year. Try to find a song that a lot of people will recognize and be able to relate to that time. Also, good songs thanks.

I'll start with a song from 2012.
Next post will be the best song from 2011.
Third post from 2010. etc. etc. Let's see how far we can go back.

The pretty obvious choice from 2012 would probably be our favorite korean guy

Movie titles

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 19:22:14 +0000

Describe sex with a movie title. I'll start,

Toy story.

Gif Thread

Sat, 12 May 2012 03:48:22 +0000

In this thread we post reaction gifs that react to each other. I will start :

The google game

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:52:57 +0000

Or any other search engine you might abuse.

I'll start with something and you have to find a picture of it and post it here. Then you can ask for a picture. It can be anything but try to keep it SFW. Try to get the pictures from the internet but if you can't find any you're allowed to make them yourselves.

Edit: You have to post an image yourself before you can request one

Get me a picture of a guy eating cake.

Rambling - With A Catch

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 06:21:04 +0000

Talk about anything in this post!
But cautiously! You can go as off-topic as you want, but with a catch.

You cannot use the letter "E".
Also, no bad grammar to work around my rule.

MSPaint fun :3

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 01:31:06 +0000

Hey kidz its Squiggley1's MSPaint Kidz Korner! Pretty much just post your MSPaint drawings and rate the drawings of others much like the music game.

http://imgur.com/PNtRl Its me

god hood (an rp game) sign up

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 07:11:54 +0000

I've seen this on a couple of other websites, I think you guys'll like it.

God-hood is an RP about being a god in a new universe, free to create whatever they want. The more the universe is like you, the more power you gain.(More on this later) For example, if you were a god of light, and there isn't a single star or flashlight, you'll have less power than a god of darkness.

Power is granted through acts, which are sort of like a currency. Acts are what you use to make things, such as planets, stars, etc. They are gained through displaying you're functions of power, known Spheres of Power. You are limited to three.

Basic act costs are as follows:

Movement of objects through space:
Movement of anything large enough to go through an atmosphere requires at least one Act. Things that would easily burn up in an atmosphere typically would be movable without any act cost, although there are exceptions.
Movement of a whole planet or star will most likely cost more.

Creation of Inanimate Objects:
The creation of an Earth sized planet from nothing would cost Three acts. This is without an atmosphere or molten core. If the Planet is being made from debris, such as dust, it would cost a little bit less. Atmosphere or a molten core would of course cost Acts as well.
Creation of a Mystic Artifact (that is, something imbued with certain Supernatural Attributes) would cost acts proportional to what it can do. Just ask the cost.

Creation of Animate beings:
In order to create a plant or animal species from scratch, you would need at least one Act to create their bodies. Complex beings may require more. Granting simple consciousness would be another Act. However, do keep in mind that evolution of beings takes place in between turns, and patience may be rewarded.
Creation of a Demi-god to serve under you would again, be proportional to how much they can do. However, due to the inherent complexity of such Demi-gods, they would typically cost between four and five acts. Could cost a lot more though.

Each player starts out with five acts, and gains an act each turn for the first five turns. Unless of course, you have power in the universe, thus giving you more acts. After the first 5 turns, you'll have to trust the universe to give the acts to you.

Character Name:
Physical Description:
Additional/Background info (personality etc):
alignment:
element:

rules: no killing off other gods
no destroying other gods creations
no ooc (no magical rainbow penis unicorn)
stick to your god's elements (fire gods don't shit ice and grow trees)

Current Gods:
God Name: Jorn (squiggley1)
Physical Description (a pic if you have one) : Black hair, glowing blue eyes, wears a strange set of crystal like armor, no mouth (speaks through telepathy), carries a strange blue piece of crystal (can turn into any form of weapon), very pale skin.
Additional/Background info (personality etc) : A god of balance and neutrality, often represented using ice. Speaks in a monotone echoing voice with no emotion. Cares deeply for the things he creates though.
alignment: Balance
element(s) : ice/cold, has some power over wind

Character Name: Andrunwe The Enlightened (Andy66252)
Physical Description: As a god Andrunwe changes his form to his pleasing. Most often he is seen as a Humanoid with wings. he carries a book in his right hand containing Unimaginable knowledge
Additional/Background info (personality etc) : Andrunwe is Born of light. He came as to balance the darkness that enveloped the void of the new forming universe. Through the light of his mind he has gained great knowledge and wishes to be bestow this knowledge on creatures of his own. His temperment is one of kindness though anything he deems evil he will kill without hesitation.
alignment: Good
element: Light, Knowledge, has some power over land

God Name: Dionysus (Crazylol5)
Physical Description (a pic if you have one) : A mature male, bearded and robed. He holds a fennel staff, tipped with a pine-cone and known as a thyrsus. But, the Greek Gods can change their form to their pleasing.
Additional/Background info (personality etc) : He is a god of epiphany, "the god that comes", and his "foreignness" as an arriving outsider-god may be inherent and essential to his cults. Dionysus is represented by city religions as the protector of those who do not belong to conventional society and thus symbolizes everything which is chaotic, dangerous and unexpected, everything which escapes human reason and which can only be attributed to the unforeseeable action of the gods.
alignment: Chaotic Neutral
element(s) : The god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness and ecstasy. Also related to woods and harvest in general.

the riddle game

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 00:36:25 +0000

Remember when Gollum and Bilbo had a contest to see who could make the best riddles in The Hobbit? well that's that we're doing. I'll start it off:

I am a dark bird that does not fly
I swim across water and yet remain dry
what am I?

Ctrl + v

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:03:27 +0000

I found this game on some other forums and it's quite fun.
you just reply and press ctrl v (or whatever you do to paste on a mac), ie whatever you last copied (please try to keep it sfw tho) and perhaps an explanation why.
If it's a photo, link or video you can embed them in the post so it's easier to see.

Here's mine:

This was a reaction to a skypechat.

Wish Thread

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:01:25 +0000

HOLY BALLS?!?!?!?! How do we not have a wish thread?

So these are super fun, basically you grant a wish and post a wish, of course, you are supposed to screw up the last person's wish.

EXAMPLE:

"I wish for a large, shiny stone."

"Granted, you have the the shiniest, baseball-sized kidney stone anyone has ever seen."

Pro tip: these are typically only fun when people make an effort to be creative.

I will start with: I wish that I had a 2 meter, prehensile beard (a la skittles commercial) that could retract into my face at will.

Comical musings

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 02:41:50 +0000

Slightly experimental game. Just testing it... In the style of a stand up comedian, lets talk about pop culture. Dont try to be funny, just wing it and see how it goes.
Here we go...

So as everyone keeps asking... Its england... The weather is overcast or raining and we will have a sunny christmas day. Zippedy dooh dah...

So i saw Moondance or... I dont know one of those strange talking horses that grown men are into and i can sincerely say from the bottom of my heart... I killed it and made a rug from its hide like a real man.

Morse Code

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:44:42 +0000

Basically in this game all you do is type stuff in Morse Code. It can be anything you want. A confession, a "ban", a hate message, ANYTHING! You are allowed to use a translator.

For example.

Me: .- -. -.. .-. --- .. -.. / .. ... / .-. .- -.-. .. ... - ?
Android: ... - ..-. ..- / - .... . / -. ----- ----- -... ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / - .... .. -. -.- / .. .----. -- / .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-. .- -.-. .. ... - ?
Dj: .... .- .. .. .. / --. ..- -.-- --.. --.. ? / .. / .... .- ...- . / .- / -.-. --- -. ..-. . ... ... .. --- -. / - --- / -- .- -.- . .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. -- / -... .-. .. - .. ... .... ?
Me: .-- . / -.- -. --- .-- / -....- .-.-.- -....-

So i'll start off with my message:
-.-. .-. .- ... .... / .- -. -.. / ... -.- --- - . / .- .-. . / -- -.-- / -... .-. --- .----. ... ?

kthnx bai!

PokeThread!

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:55:09 +0000

Outdo the person above you with a video or picture of a Pokemon doing something. Or a card if you wanna be a badass.

Rules:

No Posting the Same Pokemon as the one above you (unless it's an evolved or shiny form).
No Dittos.
No Mews.
No Trainers.
No Digimon.

Let the battles begin

I'll start us off with an easy one.

Good luck beating this one.

100 posts

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 00:32:56 +0000

I just got my 100th post on kiwike and now you guys (and girls) have to do the same:
the user that posts the 100th post on this thread wins the game.
You cannot doublepost and the winner will receive a cake ingame.

Riddle me this...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:52:46 +0000

Riddle thread, it's pretty much the same as all the other forum games (answer one, post one) but with riddles. I suppose trivia will work as well. It's okay if you guess wrong, and if someone answers your's wrong, feel free to post it until someone gets it right. But please don't just shoot in the dark so you can post something. Also: no paradoxes, they are not riddles.

I will start us off with: How do you spell "half-blind swine" in 2 letters?