*Letter taped to the wall of Mavenholm*
My fellow Kiwikians.
I have made a decision, a big one.
You probably all know about the evil Project called Project Z.
Well, I was trying to stop it.
But just before I decided to stop it, I got a letter. From them. From their Boss.
It said he was retiring, and he needed a new Boss, even better than himself.
Guess what? He asked me. ME! I did not want to do it.
I knew you could help me at the expedition, and talk me out of doing it.
You didn't.
Guess what? I accepted. You all seem to be too busy to save the world, so let me give you an extra ''push''. Well, I would like to make this final statement:
I'll see you in the employee room, or in the brainwashing room.
Join, or be forced to.
All new employees are welcome.
-The New Boss of Project Z.
The Letter ends with the same line over and over:
The world is my playground and you are my toys.
Quote:Main: holy shit Crazy, you are one retarded motherfucker
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