The Origins

Crashlander04 · (This post was last modified: 11-28-2011, 05:52 by Crashlander04.)

((I realize there is no Revamped forum so I'm posting my account of the origin of the new Kiwike world))

Once upon a time, there were many lands. But these lands were crowded and boring and all mucked up. Luckily, a new land, the offspring of a rusty robot and the mascot of a cellphone company, showed promise of cake and melons and something called territories (but we don't know what those are yet). That's when people, scarred and tired of travelling from wasteland to wasteland decided to move to this new land of opportunities.

But upon arriving - upon reaching the very gates of this new world for them - they were stopped the old robot, and the green bug looking parent said "No, you cannot come over and play yet. We aren't done cleaning up for guests. You may make an application while you wait, but you'll be forced to wait for that too as no application format has been officially designed! Bwahahahahahaha!"

Just then the rusty robot spoke, and as he spoke sparsely and with a funny tweak to his voice (some call it an accent but they also do meth so their opinions don't count) he rebuked the little green buglike cellphone logo, "Shhh. Don't be a a dickhead Android". And as he finished his sentence, the green guy was sent to the underworld where he would rein over the world in tyrany and racism. Meanwhile, the funny talking rustpile ruled from above, also tyranic and destructive (but his voice sounds cooler so people didn't care as much), and was worshipped as the nice guy who unfortunately never gets the girl but has people's respect anyway.

To this very day, those who wish to enter this new promising land are sitting outside doing nothing. Honestly, at least give us a ping pong table or firecrackers or something.

sethd13 · 11-28-2011, 06:02,

seth is disappoint...

geckosquid · 11-28-2011, 06:16,

((Erm. Seriously, bro?))

MainDigger · 11-28-2011, 11:40,

(( That was.. Odd. ))

(11-28-2011, 05:50)Crashlander04 Wrote: To this very day, those who wish to enter this new promising land are sitting outside doing nothing. Honestly, at least give us a ping pong table or firecrackers or something.

(( Though that did crack me up. ))

Android · 11-28-2011, 11:42,

((that makes me the one who gets the girls, right?))

asdfasdflkjty911 · (This post was last modified: 11-28-2011, 17:35 by asdfasdflkjty911.)

((does this even count as rp?

There are reasons the map isn't up
Yet, atleast they are telling us about it before they just wipe everything and change it.

Crashlander04 · 11-28-2011, 22:34,

(11-28-2011, 11:42)Android Wrote: ((that makes me the one who gets the girls, right?))

((sure, why not?))

((And this is quite the legitimate lore. Just because it's an oddity and irregular from the usual 'gods and magic and islands growing on a tortoise' crap doesn't mean it's not artful and indepth))