Project Z History book for new Employees.

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This book is located in the Project Z HQ library.

Project Z History Book for New Employees!

1. The Travels
A long time ago, there was no great Project Z. There was only our Boss. He had found a small town called Mavenholm, after Traveling a long, long time. Back in that time there was not that much accomodation, so he traveled trough the lands of Kiwike to find a nice location to make his own place to stay. He traveled east and settled after walking for a while. The Boss had always thought of beginning his own company, but not as how Project Z is now.

2. The Void
The Boss stayed at his house for a while, and went out for some time once in a while. He went mining in deep caves and made more and more expantions to his house. It did not take too long for him to get a nice big house. But one day something weird happened. He went out to go explore and he went further and further...Until he feeled a bit sick. He turned right and started walking that way, without even wanting it. It was as if he couldn't control his own body. He fainted. When he woke up he seemed to be in another place. What he saw there is not known. After being inside this strange realm he woke up before The Void. He did not know what it was but he decided to study it. He thought that if this Void could bring him to another place, it would certaimly help him.

3. Controlling the Power.
He studied this Void for a long time and he started experimenting with it. One day, a wierd creature jumped out of the Void and exploded. The Boss felt hurt, and he needed to heal himself. But he did not stop studying The Void. He knew that it would help him. He knew that with this power he could be the mightiest man in all of Kiwike! He kept studying and after several months he found out that <INFORMATION NOT AVAILABLE TO NEW EMPLOYEES> had the power to use the Void. With this power he knew exactly what he was going to do.

4. Using the Power.
The power of the Void seemed to be useful for energy! The Boss quickly started to design several ways to get energy out of this mighty Void and soon had enough energy to make his own Project that we now know as Project Z. His dream had always been to improve humanity and make life easier for people. So he started to design products and items to make life easier but he soon found out that you need testing or otherwise your items would just fall apart!

5. Test Subjects.
The Boss quickly hired some test subjects to help him out but they stopped after they had to test dangerous items like the Project Z High-Caution Arrow Launcher or the Project Z Patentated Explosion Powder. The Boss had to get test subjects but noone wanted to help him out. So he invented the Project Z Void Brainwashing Chair! He found out that by directly injecting Void power and Project Z control-microchips into someone's brain area, that person would turn into a so-called: ''Shadow Spawn'' and is under full control of the person that commands him. So he started luring people into the chairs and they turned into our great Test Subjects trough a method that we still use today!

6 Hate.
As Project Z grew into a massive company, people started accusing us of things. We still do not have any idea why they did that because these rumors are obviously false. They claimed that we killed, locked up and tortured our test subjects! (Again, these rumors should not be trusted as we will assure you that we do not do these things.) These people who claimed these false things started attacking us and killing our dear employees! That's why we are so empty at the time! (Again, we DO NOT do any of those things!)

7.The Present.
As of today we do not have many friends and we are not happy about that. Our own Boss even retired because of it! Luckily he made a new person The Boss and we can still enjoy all our great products. We hope you enjoy working here and recommend this job to all of your friends, so you can help us change the world. With Science.

See you soon!