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Geckosquid's Official List of Amazing Feats At the Expense of Others:
Note: These all have to do with me doing bad things to other people. Every one of these events happened on the test server. Enjoy!
1. A guy named SuperWheatie killed me just because I walked up to him. Bent on revenge, I followed him and his partner for seven minutes, hiding whenever he looked around. I lost them, but then I found an abandoned boat in the middle of a lake. When I went to it, SuperWheatie's name appeared underground nearby. I swam so that I was directly over his name and dug straight down with my bare fists. I dropped into a manmade passageway, and dove into a pool of water just as SuperWheatie passed by. I quickly dashed into a large room used to grow trees to plan my next move. He had iron armor and a diamond sword, and I was unarmed. I took a quick look out at the hallway, and saw my killer looking at a chest. I seized the opportunity. I ran over to a chest next to him, took out the very diamond sword that he had killed me with...
And returned the favor.
2. A player by the name of voidfury was building his house. I climbed up to the rather high up area that he was currently working on to see if I could help. I walked in front of him, but he didn't react. Confused, I asked him if he could see me. There was no response. Suddenly, he pushed me off the tall building, nearly killing me. His carelessness would not go unpunished. I did not want to grief or steal, so there was only one option: psychological warfare.
While voidfury was busy at work, I got a sign and placed it on a tower of dirt in front of his house. On it, I wrote, "You are being watched". I then ran to a good vantage point (still not fully sure if I was invisible) and asked him to come to my shop. voidfury left the house and ran straight into the sign. He stood with his face pressed up against the sign for a while, then screamed. He asked me to come over and look at the sign. I walked over to him, but even though I was right in front of him, he continued to ask me to come. This was when I knew that I was invisible to him, and the real fun began.
I immediately changed the sign to say "I lurk in your nightmares... stalking...". He freaked out even more when he saw this, and ran into the basement of his house. Upstairs, I put down a glass block and broke it. He screamed, "GECKO THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE!!!" and came out of the basement with a bow and arrow. As he was looking around to see who was there, I put down a sign right in front of him that said "Behind you". He shot a barrage of arrows at the sign, but I was already putting down another that said "In front of you". He shot at this one as well as I put down a final sign that read "EVERYWHERE". As he shot at this sign, I started repeatedly opening and closing the door, which he shot at, too. I then randomly placed blocks, and he frantically sprayed arrows everywhere. Finally, he said "That's it. I have to go" and walked out the door.
That satisfied my trolling needs for quite a while.
3. Me, Tristo and a few other people decided to raid Natain's castle. When we got there, Tristo sent me upstairs to look for stuff to take. I didn't find anything except for an angry Natain yelling "GET OUT OF MY CASTLE!!!"
I ran, and what ensued was an epic chase throughout the castle. Finally, he killed me, taking my items. Fortunately, though, I had set my home in the castle. I spawned in front of him and said very plainly, "Give me my items back".
I was clearly at a disadvantage; I had nothing, and he had full iron armor and an iron sword.
"No! You just stole most of them from me!" he said.
"None of those are yours! I didn't take anything!" I countered truthfully. "Now... Give me my stuff."
"Nope" he replied, and turned around to attend to other business.
"You don't understand," I said. "Just hand over the items, and nobody gets hurt."
He ignored me, but just as he turned back to face me, he was attacked from behind. Startled, he must have pressed Q, because his sword came flying out of his hand and landed right in front of me. I seized the opportunity, picking up the sword and killing him with it.
People killed with their own sword: 2.
4. A while later, I decided to visit Natain's castle, as I heard there had been major improvements made to it, which is saying a lot, because it was pretty badass to begin with. Well, I arrived and set my spawnpoint in front of it just in case I happened to fall in the lavafalls that cascaded down the castle's obsidian walls. Natain saw me and killed me instantly. This time, he had full diamond armor and a matching sword. I came up to him one more time to explain, but all I got was a sword in my open mouth. I decided that my efforts were pointless, so I turned around from my new spawn to go back to Bamboo City, but Natain and... I'm pretty sure it was ZupZup... Killed me. When I respawned, I had to run around setting my spawn so he and his friend couldn't camp me out. This evolved into a single-prey slaughterhouse. I was killed by Natain at least 20 times in a row, unable to defend myself. Then, I had an idea.
The killing died down eventually since I was able to hide my spawnpoint, and Natain was typing something into chat. I noticed that he was very conveniently standing next to one of his lavafalls. I walked up to him and gave him a friendly nudge, sending him to his fiery demise. A glorious fountain of every diamond item imaginable burst forth from his body, and with a satisfying hiss, they were all destroyed forever. Victorious, I typed one thing into chat: "Gotcha."
P.S. Natain, if you're reading this... You probably still hate me, and that's fine. But you have to admit... That was hilarious. :lol:
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