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This Lamp
12-12-2012, 04:49,
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This Lamp
So yeah. I've got this cool lamp. It's old fashioned and has glass panes intead of a shade, but its magic. Now you may say that magic isn't real, or that the world is round, well, believe what you want. So yeah, back to the lamp. It turns on when you touch it. Not just any old lamp that does that, oh no. You can touch it ANYWHERE. Anywhere but the glasspanes. And it'll turn on. Even the little screws that hold the glass in place. Magic I tell you. But light magic, not the dark magic. (cwutididthar) It also has 3 different brightnesses that you go through if you touch the lamp repeatedly. And the best part is, IT PLUGS STRAIGHT INTO THE WALL! Holy smokes! (as our Canadian friends would say.) I love my lamp...
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12-12-2012, 05:32,
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What is this blasphemy?! FOR SCIENCE!!!

1% OF THE POPULATION CONTROL 99% OF THE FORCE

OCCUPY DAGOBAH
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12-12-2012, 12:42,
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Nope. It's magic.
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12-12-2012, 14:45,
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Pics or it didn't happen

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12-13-2012, 04:27,
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I'll even make a video. Later though, when I'm not too busy carressing this lamp.


Did that sound weird?
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12-13-2012, 04:48,
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I have a cabinet that does the same thing, made by the same diety?

(08-21-2012, 03:16)Cerce Wrote: Molesting children is just a bonus.
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12-13-2012, 04:51,
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The cabinet lights up?
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12-13-2012, 04:51,
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RE: This Lamp
when you touch metal on it

(08-21-2012, 03:16)Cerce Wrote: Molesting children is just a bonus.
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12-13-2012, 04:53,
Post: #9
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Its so amazing. So amazing...
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12-13-2012, 17:57,
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I have one of these lamps. The wizards who made them are truly Gods.

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