Letter to all Kiwikians

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Dear Potential Future Employee,

You have been selected for our Project Z Employee Recruitment program!
We know everyone wants to help the world.
But really, inside all of us, are people who want to help themselves.
Some hide this, some don't.
But it all comes down to helping! So help yourself, by inventing new revolutionary item to use everyday! Also for you hippie tree friends, our facilities run on 100% Void Power, an energy so powerful we will never run out! EVER! So, what are you waiting for? Join the elite team of science innovators at Project Z, and see what life is all about: Helping. And how can you help?
By inventing the greatest items in the history of great items.

There is also a poster included in the envelope: