Slightly experimental game. Just testing it... In the style of a stand up comedian, lets talk about pop culture. Dont try to be funny, just wing it and see how it goes.
Here we go...
So as everyone keeps asking... Its england... The weather is overcast or raining and we will have a sunny christmas day. Zippedy dooh dah...
So i saw Moondance or... I dont know one of those strange talking horses that grown men are into and i can sincerely say from the bottom of my heart... I killed it and made a rug from its hide like a real man.
Memes. They're everywhere, am I right? I mean, that's what makes them memes. How does one go about crafting a meme? I've considered this for quite some time (30 seconds; I don't tend to dwell on much of anything), and I've found that the best meme is one that was spawned in a situation of utter randomness. I enjoy eating elephants in the daytime. Bam. Meme material right there.
Have you seen the toys they make for kids these days? I was walking through Walmart -because that's how American I am- and I saw this toy pistol with a scope and an attached flashlight, when you pulled the trigger it made a sound and the slide went back. It ever had a silencer you could screw into the barrel that made it quieter when you shot it. The whole thing was six dollars. Six -fucking- dollars. When I was 10, I would have killed a man for something like that. God only knows what manner of hover-car-lazer-gun-GI-Joe bullshit we'll be buying our grand-kids...