Wish Thread

[TehCthulhu]

HOLY BALLS?!?!?!?! How do we not have a wish thread?

So these are super fun, basically you grant a wish and post a wish, of course, you are supposed to screw up the last person's wish.

EXAMPLE:

"I wish for a large, shiny stone."

"Granted, you have the the shiniest, baseball-sized kidney stone anyone has ever seen."

Pro tip: these are typically only fun when people make an effort to be creative.

I will start with: I wish that I had a 2 meter, prehensile beard (a la skittles commercial) that could retract into my face at will.

[Leech]

It retracts into your brain.

I wish for Revamped to be here with all of its intended features and no bugs

[Ian25]

When it comes it will whip you in the face so hard it will break your mic so you are back to being Mr. Snuffluffagus again.

I wish for yotta to change his name to yoda.

[TehCthulhu]

Yotta changes his name, and more. Kiwike gets more and more Star Wars themed until... oh no... OH NO!

I wish I could sing instrumental music, i.e. I open my mouth and guitar riffs n' shit comes out.

[StayPuff]

Your vocal cords would become an actual guitar. Imagine how that would feel!

I wish that my hands were fire resistant.

[Leech]

Your hands freeze and fall off. (Also, time of post = amazing).
I wish I had wings

[TehCthulhu]

Congrats, your entire body is covered in little fly wings, lucky you!

I wish I could remember everything I've ever read.

[squiggley1]

mozel tov, you remember that bet you took to read the twilight series!

I wish that dwarf fortress was simple.

[Crazylol5]

Granted, Dwarf Fortress is now a ''press X to win the game''-Game.

I wish I was the leader of the world in it's current state.

[Leech]

Granted, killed by Egyptians
I wish I had Nick: The Feature Fillm on DVD