Wish Thread

[Crazylol5]

You now have a beautiful nuke made out of Lego blocks.

I wish I won the grand prize in the lottery, which is 30 million euros.

[Leech]

You win, but you also forgot the Euro is worth nothing anymore

I wish I had sponsor on Kiwike

[Leadmau5]

Granted, but you get banned for hacking the dserver to make yourself sponsor.

I wish I was unbanned. <3 you 5eva, Kiwike.
like dis if u cri evry tiem

[DjFuzz]

Wish Granted, you use your alt, ghb523 to play for just over a day, then get banned as its your Alt.

I Wish that I found Kiwike Before 2.0

[Crazylol5]

Granted, but you found it the exact moment you were born and didn't understand it.

I wish I could explode on command without taking damage myself.

[Sir Prize]

Granted. The explosion is the force of the Big Bang, the universe is now gone and you are left by yourself, floating through space.

I wish I had the ability to read the mind of others at command.

[Cell]

Granted, your mind reading powers are similar to the powers of Elva in the Inheritance cycle (Before she was fixed). You are overfilled with your feelings and commit suicide.

I wish for a puppy that pee's rainbows.

[Sir Prize]

You have a puppy that pee's rainbows. Unfortunately, it's a side effect of testicular cancer, and the dog died the day after.

I wish I had a decent laptop.

(Also, Elva was never fixed. She was offered to, but refused.)

[geckosquid]

You get a decent laptop. When put in your lap and spun, it spins for quite a while.

I wish phones could have a conversation with you.

[Crazylol5]

You get a decent laptop. When put in your lap and spun, it spins for quite a while.

I wish phones could have a conversation with you.

Granted, they can have a conversation with me just as you said. Only with me though.

I wish I had 4 arms.