Wish Thread

Riskae · 01-21-2012, 07:55,

Granted, though you will ultimately be crippled in a tuba related accident.

I wish for some cookies.

geckosquid · 01-21-2012, 09:23,

Granted. However, your parents find these cookies in your web browser history, thus seeing every site you've logged into in the past month. They're not happy.

I wish that everyone would be happy.

Riskae · 01-21-2012, 19:54,

Granted. Everyone is so happy that they just watch the world die around them, doing nothing to prevent it because they're happy about it.

I wish for a puppy.

geckosquid · 01-22-2012, 09:02,

Granted. It's dead.

I wish everyone would appreciate MLP.

Kbrown53 · 01-22-2012, 21:46,

Granted. But Fluttershy is not so shy anymore.

I wish for flying sharks that shoot lasers out of their eyes so I could ride them

geckosquid · 01-23-2012, 09:55,

Granted. Unfortunately, once mounting one, you realize that the lazer is pointed backwards. Ouch.

I wish people would just get along.

Leech · 01-23-2012, 17:57,

Granted. They all focus on one common goal. Destroying the Earth.

I wish I didn't have to take notes for Business Management

partyars · 01-23-2012, 19:46,

Actually no one is forcing you to do so, so you don't and fail at the end of the year.

I wish free ponies for everyone.

sethd13 · 01-24-2012, 00:20,

granted the ponies are ground up and made into sausage and its not even good sausage

I wish for my parants to love me

Cerce · 01-24-2012, 01:42,

Granted. Your parents love me.

I wish for a computer that can run Minecraft with absolutely no lag.