Wish Thread

Sir Prize · 02-06-2012, 14:04,

Granted, the game however, doesn't work after startup screen.

I wish my cellphone wouldn't run out of battery while I'm far away from a charger.

MainDigger · 02-06-2012, 14:18,

Granted. In fact, your phone won't run out of battery at all! Because it's broken.

I wish I could punch people in the face over the Internet.

tristo999 · 02-06-2012, 14:50,

Granted. You punch the Queen of England in the face and her guards come and kill you.
I wish Gecko did not hate me as much as he does now!

Ian25 · 02-06-2012, 15:55,

Granted, now I do.

I wish my 4 day weekend hadnt ended D:

Riskae · 02-06-2012, 16:43,

Granted you will be unable to work or attend school for the rest of your life due to a crippling accident.

I wish school internet didn't block YouTube and imgur.

Leech · 02-06-2012, 18:46,

Granted. Unfortunately, they only allow the parts with gay porn

I wish I had a trusty frying pan that I could use as a drying pan

sethd13 · (08-21-2012, 03:16)

granted but you dry all the water on the planet and die of thirst

i wish i could time travel at will

geckosquid · 02-07-2012, 08:19,

Granted. You time travel, but you end up inside an unfortunate young man by the name of Will, and both of you die horribly.

I wish tristo would love me.

Crazylol5 · 02-07-2012, 09:04,

He now loves you... in a very very wrong elf and gecko and squid way that is quite disgusting. Let's not talk about the details.

I wish I could light people on fire with the power of my mind.

TehCthulhu · 02-07-2012, 12:12,

Granted. Hope you never think of yourse- well, hope it was fun while it lasted.

I wish my new mustache would grow in already handle-bared.