Wish Thread

[Leech]

Granted. It's a couple hundred light-years away in a pit of lava

I wish I had an A+ in Stats

[partyars]

Granted, you are now a pony and the A+ in Stats is now useless.

I wish someone revived the music thread.

[Leech]

Granted. The music thread is revived, but, all the music is replaced with people rapping classic literature

I wish yotta would do a voice-over for my media project

[Android]

Granted, but nobody likes it because it's yotta that you asked to do your voice over. You failed your project.

I wish batman had actually eaten Pinkie Pie.

[lordgodfrey]

He does, later that night he dies of suffocation

I wish i could travel to the US and slap Leech!

[sethd13]

granted you are arrested foe assault and burned at the stake

I wish I didnt type like a ham sanwich

[Crazylol5]

Granted, you now type like a ham and cheese sandwich.

I wish I had a bottle of water right now

[Ian25]

Granted, it's the most expensive bottle of water in the world. Now you're broke.

I wish the iPhone 5 would come out right this second.

[guthriearmstrong]

Granted, the iPhone 5 just came out.
Of the closet.
Because it's gay.

I wish to completely understand C++, every aspect of it.

[Ian25]

Granted, but you start coding like a yotta and are so completely absorbed in it that your girlfriend leaves you, your parents/siblings die, the zombie apocalipse comes and you come back to reality only to commit suicide because there's nobody to see your awesome creation.

Same as above except Java. ((dont take this as im lazy, i actually am learning it ))