He forced me...

JLML · 02-20-2012, 23:14,

So that arsehole we all know as Sir Prize (who used to be a putrid fucking cunt, until he took a *something something* to the *something something*) forced me to join here, just because I happen to be his friend in real life (real life, what's that? Yea, I know.) and stuff. So... Here I am. Don't really get why. Or what I'm supposed to do. Or why I'm making this thread.

Anyway... I like cake. And cookies. And candy. And snacks. Actually, I like most tasty stuff. Though I guess tasty is subjective. So I might not like what you consider tasty after all. Whatever.

Oh, and I listen to music. A lot. Too much. Or something.

Aaaaaand... I guess that's all there is to know about me. More or less.
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Guess I'm quite boring. Oh, right! I also plan for world domination and plot to cause a nuclear apocalypse. 'Cause, you know, when I rule all world, I obviously want to destroy it all.

That's all for me! Hope I'll enjoy it here, despite Sir Prize being here. Or whatever.

Sir Prize · 02-20-2012, 23:16,

I take no responsibility whatsoever for this insane man's ramblings.

**yottabyte** · (This post was last modified: 02-20-2012, 23:17 by yottabyte.)

(02-20-2012, 23:14)JLML Wrote: Or what I'm supposed to do. Or why I'm making this thread. Or something. More or less. Or whatever.

Greetings sir. Or whatever they say.

JLML · (This post was last modified: 02-20-2012, 23:19 by JLML.)

(02-20-2012, 23:16)Sir Prize Wrote: I take no responsibility whatsoever for this insane man's ramblings.

Oh yes you do!

Your real name is Martin.

Your phone number is... Actually, I won't give it if you take responsibility.

You live about 40 minutes away from me, in the general area of *********.

Sir Prize · 02-20-2012, 23:19,

This doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things seeing as how I know where your post box lives.

JLML · 02-20-2012, 23:20,

Well, I know where your post box lives as well. What'cha gonna do 'bout it?

Spammuff · 02-20-2012, 23:22,

Postwar?

MainDigger · 02-20-2012, 23:24,

Welcome!
You seem confused. May i suggest a sacrifice of two virgin chickens to your god of choice? Usually helps me clear things up.

(02-20-2012, 23:16)Sir Prize Wrote: I take no responsibility whatsoever for this insane man's ramblings.

Exactly what I thought about you when you were new. As a matter of fact, I still think that about you.

JLML · 02-20-2012, 23:27,

(02-20-2012, 23:22)Spammuff Wrote: Postwar?

No. Cakewar. I start. *throws cake*

partyars · (10-14-2012, 06:21)

Welcome sir!
also this: