He forced me...

JLML · (This post was last modified: 02-21-2012, 00:58 by JLML.)

You, giving me a lesson? Hah. Good luck. People way more talented than you at giving lessons have tried for years without managing to impart any form of knowledge, opinion or whatnot in my mind. If anything, their own minds have started getting all mushy and weird from trying to comprehend me. But since you're already at least partially insane, you may have a higher chance at success than they did, as they were sane (pffh, weaklings).

Also, my insane ramblings are more insane-like the way they are. Just saying. -.-
Counter-edit: No lesson learned.
Counter-mod edit: Shush you.
Counter-counter edit: NEVAH!

Sir Prize · (This post was last modified: 02-21-2012, 01:01 by Sir Prize.)

The uncontrolled ramblings of the insane is oft overlooked, so if you do take your quest for world domination seriously, I suggest you adhere to the rules of the Prize.

**yottabyte** · 02-21-2012, 00:51,

Are you like the master of trolls or what is going on in this thread?

I expect a 5 page answer Poker face

Sir Prize · 02-21-2012, 00:54,

(02-21-2012, 00:51)yottabyte Wrote: Are you like the master of trolls or what is going on in this thread?

I expect a 5 page answer

Before he has time to answer, as a personal friend of his, this is a pretty accurate description of his nature.

JLML · (This post was last modified: 02-21-2012, 01:00 by JLML.)

First and foremost, who says I will use my ramblings to take over? Secondly, if I take my world domination what? Thirdly, you don't have any rules, and I wouldn't listen to them if you did, since, you know, the universal rule goes that you're always wrong and one should do the opposite of what you say.

Now, to that answer.

In a way, yes, I am the master of elaborate, articulate and insane trolls. Though that, of course, is subject to the criteria one uses to measure all of the aforementioned specifications. But either way, I am entirely serious, in a way that is completely devoid of seriousness, if that makes sense. Which it probably does not. But that is ok, I'm used to not making sense. Heck, sometimes I don't even make sense to myself when talking to my own mind with my mind. And sometimes, believe it or not, my mind is so rude as to interrupt me when I'm talking to it! Can you believe that? It's like, totally plotting to take over and obliterate me, conquering the world without me only to destroy it when I can't watch the end of the world from above! /sadface

I just realised I did not write a 5 page answer even though you asked for such. I am sorry for that, and if you want to, I can make up for it on a later occasion, when I'm not tired. I can send it to you or something. If you want to, that is. I don't have to do it. I don't have that as an OCD. At least, I don't think so. Wouldn't be surprised though, since I have a lot of those. <.<

Android · 02-21-2012, 01:01,

(02-21-2012, 00:33)JLML Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 00:20)Android Wrote: You're an odd one, aren't you? Of course, odd being from my perspective, else you'd go off on a rant about how subjective 'odd' could be.
Then again, I could as well start on how your perspective, in itself, is subject to a lot of things, relative to whether or not you personally fill certain criteria for measuring the reliability of your own comprehension of yourself. In fact, you may not have any control of your own mind, being inclined to deceive yourself into thinking that you see something as 'odd' without actually thinking it is, because certain events/whatnot have made you think that it is supposed to be odd, even though you in all actuality do not personally hold such an opinion. But that's just me speculating. It could equally be said that your sanity is entirely intact (in which case I will have to do something about that) and that you do in fact remain in control of your own mind, thoughts and opinions. Still, what do I know, seeing as how I do not actually know you it would be a long shot for me to guess at how the inner workings of your mind plays out. And seeing as I'm not that good at guessing randomly that would probably give a less-than-desirable reliability to my guess.

But whatever. I think I'm odd too. At least I think I think so. Though I might not be thinking so, and it's actually my mind plotting against me as part of some conspiracy to take over me from myself in order for me to control me. Who knows?

You're quite right in that you don't know what factors play into what makes me consider what is odd or not, but your entire rant seems to be counteracting itself. If you know not whether what I think is odd is actually what I think is odd, why try to impress us with your overwhelming amounts of text? It seems unnecessary.

On another note, it's always good to see another active player milling about, assuming you're going to come and play on the server rather than continue to post long replies on the forums.

Sir Prize · 02-21-2012, 01:05,

Android, I think you're overlooking the fact that these incredibly long replies are simply a way to aggitate people. Listening to this person is impossible, and everything he says should be taken with a pinch of salt.
As I have adviced you to do with mine at occasions.

JLML · (This post was last modified: 02-21-2012, 01:12 by JLML.)

(02-21-2012, 01:01)Android Wrote: You're quite right in that you don't know what factors play into what makes me consider what is odd or not, but your entire rant seems to be counteracting itself. If you know not whether what I think is odd is actually what I think is odd, why try to impress us with your overwhelming amounts of text? It seems unnecessary.

On another note, it's always good to see another active player milling about, assuming you're going to come and play on the server rather than continue to post long replies on the forums.

Oh, I did not try to impress or anything. No, not at all. Ask Sir Prize, this is how I usually am. My half-sister once thought I would kill myself or something since I did not stop talking for like 15 minutes straight. And when I say 'not stop talking' I mean the kind where it appears as if I did not breathe for the entire duration. Also, as you may or may not have noticed, I tend to trail off and start discussing stuff with myself. Though that's probably because I'm quite... Something. I had a word to say for it, but it seems I made me forget it before I wrote it. My mind likes to hijack my mind, you see.

Also, yea... About that... I am currently working on resolving an issue which makes the game crash pretty often (read: every few minutes or so) and at the moment I think I may have a fix, but I want to test it properly before I start playing for real. Also, I have a lot of other stuff to procrastinate before I can get to dealing with that. But sure, I'll do my best to start writing huge, long ramblings of insanity on the server instead. In brick. 50 blocks high. On invisible islands. In the middle of nothing. Or maybe something a bit more productive. I do not know. We'll see. Well, if I can do something about procrastination and crashes that is.

(02-21-2012, 01:05)Sir Prize Wrote: Android, I think you're overlooking the fact that these incredibly long replies are simply a way to aggitate people. Listening to this person is impossible, and everything he says should be taken with a pinch of salt.
As I have adviced you to do with mine at occasions.

Agitate*
Advised*

Also, listening to me is fully possible, and so is reading what I write, what is impossible is to understand what relevance it has with anything, often because even I myself have trouble seeing how it all goes together. It just does.

partyars · 02-21-2012, 01:14,

Whoo a pagebreak! Thank god!

Sir Prize · 02-21-2012, 01:17,

The spelling of agitate was something me and my phone were having a very lengthy discussion about. Finally yielding to the voice of the phone I spelled it with two g's.
I suggest you put the blame on Google that developed this system.