He forced me...

[JLML]

Green apples are horrid. They have a waaaay too sour taste to be enjoyable.

Nope. You're wrong. As always. And it's Gnue's fault that you're wrong. Because it always is.

[asdfasdflkjty911]

Hello. I think I might like you... Unless you become like that "friend" of yours, sirprize. If so, I will be forced to hate you as well. Hope to
See you about revamped or what ever map yotta and android force us to play.

[partyars]

Apples are best fruit. no exceptions.

I think you forgot a "the" and an "s" somewhere in there. And a capitalisation of a letter. And there are always exceptions. After all, if I take an apple, disintegrate it and then reconstruct it with a different molecular structure including a high level of nitroglycerin, would it still be the best fruit? Well, obviously it would be the best fruit at blowing stuff up, but would it be the best fruit as far as eating it goes? <.<

Apples naturally contain cyanide, so a little nitroglycerin wouldn't be that bad.

[JLML]

Hello. I think I might like you... Unless you become like that "friend" of yours, sirprize. If so, I will be forced to hate you as well. Hope to
See you about revamped or what ever map yotta and android force us to play.

Hahaha, don't worry, if I become like him I will commit ritual suicide. Based on previous experience, that belongs to the less nice ways to die. So I'm not too inclined to do so again. But whatever. If I have to, I have to. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. Just... Don't hate me by association. 'Cause then I will be /sadface. And I don't like being /sadface. D:

Apples naturally contain cyanide, so a little nitroglycerin wouldn't be that bad.

Huh. We'll see when I figure out how to do all that stuff and create that apple then, I guess. Who knows, maybe it will taste super-awesome, making it one of the most delicious deaths ever when your head gets blown up, making you, quite literally, killed by delicious. Then I have to try it as well. Because I love delicious deaths. They're so much more delicious than those bland, boring deaths I experience every once in a while from non-eating related causes. Like getting hit by cars. Or trees. Or rocks. Or anything that can hit my head, really. 'Cause if it can, sooner or later it will. Which is annoying. 'Cause dying can be a bit of a... Well... Not-too-comfortable experience. Thus, it's preferred to be a delicious death, as that makes it worth the not-too-comfortable experience.

[Sebiale]

Welcome to Kiwike, JLML. I'll be calling you J, or possibly JL, which will sound like I'm calling you Jail.
I see that you know something of Lovecraft.

We're gonna be Grammar Nazis in this thread? Let me get my Grammar Nazi code and my Editor hat.

[Grammar Nazi]
Dafaq is a bronie?

@JLML: The reason people have trouble following your writing isn't because it's rambling, long, or lacking breaks, it's because it has awkward sentence structure and word choice.

For my post count to reach that level, it would require some level of focus and conscious prioritising of me to post here,

prioritizing.

Don't let any fishes posing as persons steal it from you.

"fish posing as people"
The only time you'd say "Fishes" is if you were referring to the constellation of Pisces.

It's all on the whim of the ones with the power to do that which we would be better of not knowing could be done.

off

Immortality by your description is thus not an achievable status, for to be immortal one must be indestructible. And not even the greater old ones are indestructible.
Therefore, they are neither all mighty not immortal. Although they are still immeasurably more powerful than most things in this universe, or perhaps the next.

almighty

P.S i have multiple peraonalities, hence sporadic abscences and occasional unexplained behaviour. Just throwing it out there.

personalities
absences
behavior (But I won't hold this one against you if you're from the UK. )

No Llewyn. Dagon as in the father of the Deep Ones.

He is a fictional work of Lovecraft. The creator of Fantasy/Sci-Fi Horror. Pretty much everything that has to do with the extraordinary within gaming, and in a lot of cases literature, is inspired by him.

Dagon is a fertility god, but no one remembers that Dagon.
Lovecraft is important, but he's hardly the root of fiction and creative ideas in either gaming or literature.

Amnesia is pretty much a complete rip off of one of his tales, put into game form with some differences here and there, and mixed with a couple of other stories.

rip-off

I think you forgot a "the" and an "s" somewhere in there. And a capitalisation of a letter. And there are always exceptions. After all, if I take an apple, disintegrate it and then reconstruct it with a different molecular structure including a high level of nitroglycerin, would it still be the best fruit? Well, obviously it would be the best fruit at blowing stuff up, but would it be the best fruit as far as eating it goes? <.<

capitalization
Also, it wouldn't be an apple anymore.

Hahaha, don't worry, if I become like him I will commit ritual suicide. Based on previous experience, that belongs to the less nice ways to die. So I'm not too inclined to do so again. But whatever. If I have to, I have to. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. Just... Don't hate me by association. 'Cause then I will be /sadface. And I don't like being /sadface. D:

don't

Hello. I think I might like you... Unless you become like that "friend" of yours, sirprize. If so, I will be forced to hate you as well. Hope to
See you about revamped or what ever map yotta and android force us to play.

see
Revamped
whatever

Huh. We'll see when I figure out how to do all that stuff and create that apple then, I guess. Who knows, maybe it will taste super-awesome, making it one of the most delicious deaths ever when your head gets blown up, making you, quite literally, killed by delicious. Then I have to try it as well. Because I love delicious deaths. They're so much more delicious than those bland, boring deaths I experience every once in a while from non-eating related causes. Like getting hit by cars. Or trees. Or rocks. Or anything that can hit my head, really. 'Cause if it can, sooner or later it will. Which is annoying. 'Cause dying can be a bit of a... Well... Not-too-comfortable experience. Thus, it's preferred to be a delicious death, as that makes it worth the not-too-comfortable experience.

well
not-too-comfortable

As a final note, the proper form of an ellipses is three single-spaced periods, like so: " . . . "
I could correct more, but I have others things to peruse today.
[/Grammar Nazi]

This thread makes my head hurt slightly.

I get worse from editing fanfiction.

As an aside, I like yellow apples.

[JLML]

Welcome to Kiwike, JLML. I'll be calling you J, or possibly JL, which will sound like I'm calling you Jail.
I see that you know something of Lovecraft.

We're gonna be Grammar Nazis in this thread? Let me get my Grammar Nazi code and my Editor hat.

[epic snip]

As an aside, I like yellow apples.

Actually, most of your corrections of what I wrote depends on what English you're using. Me, I use British English, thus most of the time it's supposed to be an 's' and not a 'z' since that differs between British and American English. Some errors I would like pardoned because most of it was written between 23.00 and 01.00 after having gone a couple of days with less-than-adequate sleep. Also, there are several "errors" based from me actually not being a native English speaker, thus I still sometimes follow Swedish grammatical rules.

Either way, you can call me jail if you want to. I don't mind. In fact, I like the idea. Sounds jail-y.

And my sentence structure and word choice is messed up on purpose, because it makes it more insane-y. That's also why I every now and then start writing stuff like-this-because-nothing. For fun.

And yes, I am a bit of a Lovecraftian person, I guess. Yea. Probably.

And yellow apples are evil hybrids that plot to destroy everything that's tasty in this world!!! <.<

[Sebiale]

*shrug* I'll eat pretty much any apple really, I just find yellow the tastiest.

Let me/Wikipedia/the OED tell you about -ize vs. -ise:

Oxford spelling (or Oxford English Dictionary spelling) is the spelling used by Oxford University Press (OUP). It can be recognized for its use, as in American English, of the suffix ‑ize instead of -ise. For instance, organization, privatize and recognizable are used instead of organisation, privatise and recognisable. The spelling is favoured on etymological grounds, in that -ize corresponds more closely to the Greek root, -izo, of most -ize verbs. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED), which is published by OUP, explains its use of -ize as follows:

[I]n mod.F. the suffix has become -iser, alike in words from Greek, as baptiser, évangéliser, organiser, and those formed after them from L., as civiliser, cicatriser, humaniser. Hence, some have used the spelling -ise in Eng., as in French, for all these words, and some prefer -ise in words formed in French or Eng. from L. elements, retaining -ize for those of Gr. composition. But the suffix itself, whatever the element to which it is added, is in its origin the Gr. -ιζειν, L. -izāre; and, as the pronunciation is also with z, there is no reason why in English the special French spelling should be followed, in opposition to that which is at once etymological and phonetic. In this Dictionary the termination is uniformly written -ize. (In the Gr. -ιζ-, the i was short, so originally in L., but the double consonant z (= dz, ts) made the syllable long; when the z became a simple consonant, (-idz) became īz, whence Eng. (-aɪz).)

In the last few decades, the suffix -ise has become the more common spelling in the UK. Many regard -ize as American English, though it has been in use in English since the 16th century . . . The use of -ize instead of -ise does not affect the spelling of words ending in -yse, such as analyse, paralyse and catalyse, which come from the Greek verb λύω, lyo, not from an -izo verb.

[JLML]

Well, yea, I know that, but lately the British English has moved over to using the -ise, whereas the American English has kept the -ize. It's just that this once it's the British English that has changed from the original spelling whilst the American English has kept the "original" way of writing it. Maybe I should be more specific. I use modern British English. There we have it.

[yottabyte]

I thought I was a grammar nazi. Crikey.

[JLML]

Nope, you're not a grammar nazi. Not by a long shot. You might be a grammatically conscious being, but not anywhere near a real grammar nazi. To be that, you will wage war against any and all who use improper grammar, and defend your stance with rules taken from whatever languages you are using and have grown up with.