After discovering that slimes once again exist in multiplayer, me (geckosquid) and tristo999 decided to catch one. We succeeded, and SirSuba agreed that it was awesome, so he named it Ralph.
Here, Suba and tristo pose with Ralph:
Unfortunately, Ralph was shortly thereafter killed in a freak mining accident involving me being careless with a stone pickaxe, upon contact with which he burst into a dozen mini-Ralphs that soon disappeared.
SLIMES INVADE THE EMPIRE! They live in our Community Mine! At first we tried to establish communications with them by placing hands in our arm pits and squeezing to make a "slime like" noise, but then they attacked us! So we did what any sensible Imperial Citizen would do... WE FLOODED THE MINES WITH MOLTEN LAVA! MUHAHAHAHA!