Ok time for a full account of my 7 minute story...
Log on in elektro, its Pitch black. I can figure out how to do things so i try clicking on a tree. That shoots and leads a group of not 1, not 2, but 9 zombies at me. I shoot and kill 1 but i am already down 2 clips. I run on some train tracks and the zombies keep after me. i turn around and waste another. I run for a minute or two and stop. I see nothing around me then i die of blood loss....
The end of Paul I
I spawn in cherno and walk along the coast. Some player is afk staring at a building. I walk infront of him and around him.
I shoot him in the face,nothing happens. I use 2 CLIPS on him, nothing happens. except for my getting attacked by a zombie. I shoot him once, and he doesn't die. He keeps falling into the ground. I kill him and he just sits there in the ground like hes alive. i walk over to the afk dude and steal the stuff from his backpack.
TLR HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE BANDAGES.
(08-21-2012, 03:16)Cerce Wrote: Molesting children is just a bonus.
(06-14-2012, 06:42)sethd13 Wrote: Ok time for a full account of my 7 minute story...
Log on in elektro, its Pitch black. I can figure out how to do things so i try clicking on a tree. That shoots and leads a group of not 1, not 2, but 9 zombies at me. I shoot and kill 1 but i am already down 2 clips. I run on some train tracks and the zombies keep after me. i turn around and waste another. I run for a minute or two and stop. I see nothing around me then i die of blood loss....
The end of Paul I
I spawn in cherno and walk along the coast. Some player is afk staring at a building. I walk infront of him and around him.
I shoot him in the face,nothing happens. I use 2 CLIPS on him, nothing happens. except for my getting attacked by a zombie. I shoot him once, and he doesn't die. He keeps falling into the ground. I kill him and he just sits there in the ground like hes alive. i walk over to the afk dude and steal the stuff from his backpack.
TLR HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE BANDAGES.
Press g to open your inventory, then right click the bandage.
(10-14-2012, 06:21)sethd13 Wrote: 9/10 actually really liked that <3 party always has good music
God this is so hard i thought they were one shots!?
PaulII...
Log on bandage myself(thanks party) and accidentally shoot.
Im next to some warehouse in cherno and 7 zomgs come out i kill them all but am now down to 1108 Blood and out of bandages. I died to some sniper.
(08-21-2012, 03:16)Cerce Wrote: Molesting children is just a bonus.
Seth, I think you found one of the glitched out NPC things. Not quite sure what they are, but I seem them occasionally. Also, don't ever walk across the cost. Its probably the one place most people die.
help me.....
Ok I am on a hill by cherno kama-something.
Im so scared but i can see the coast if anyone wants to help me or hang out together please say so.
I also can not find Dallas 3, is it listed as "Dallas 3" or something else.
(08-21-2012, 03:16)Cerce Wrote: Molesting children is just a bonus.
Dallas 3 hasn't been updated in forever. We don't really have a "home-server" at this point.
Get the fuck away from the coast.
Always crouch when approaching zombies.
Don't go to big towns alone and unequipped. Loot small villages inland. In fact, try to stay with looting barns and deer stands or other big residential buildings such as supermarkets.
Hold shift as much as possible when sneaking close to zombies.
If a zombie is coming way too close to you, go prone and roll away from him.
Great map for finding barns and deer stands: http://teamfackin.com/moocow/dayz/map/