Wish Thread

Leech · 10-06-2012, 21:20,

Granted. He isn't too fond of it, and eats your children

I wish I wasn't tired

sethd13 · 10-06-2012, 21:35,

Granted but he smells funny.

I wish gecko was a soppy wet dwarf

AssassinMan98 · (This post was last modified: 10-06-2012, 22:35 by AssassinMan98.)

Leech answered first, so seth, yours goes unnoticed.

Granted, you are never tired again due to an energy tablet your pharmacist prescribes to you. You die of sleep deprivation and exhaustion.

I wish for a garden gnome.

sethd13 · 10-06-2012, 23:34,

Granted It is made out of the universes densest material and it's pull swallows the solar system.
I wish for the ability to speak any language fluently.

AssassinMan98 · (This post was last modified: 10-07-2012, 00:44 by AssassinMan98.)

Granted. Unfortunatly, you speak the wrong language to the wrong people. The think you to be a witch and perform witch trails on you. Better hope you can swim.

I wish Family Guy had a religion dedicated to it.

Leech · 10-07-2012, 01:52,

Granted. It's overflowing with 12-year-olds

I dunno what to wish

AssassinMan98 · 10-07-2012, 02:14,

I make your wish. You wish to be a care bear. Granted. You are tranqualized and placed in a zoo for the rest of your life.

I wish I was Bilbo Baggins.

bvcxzmn · (This post was last modified: 10-07-2012, 05:13 by bvcxzmn.)

Granted, there is a massive twist of reality and the ring turns out to be a giant hobbit eating dragon and kills you.

I wish I had $300 trillion to spend freely.

AssassinMan98 · (This post was last modified: 10-07-2012, 07:44 by AssassinMan98.)

Granted. 99% of the population now hates you and pillages your house. They take your wife a children and will only give them back for $300 trillion. You are now penniless and commit suicide.

I wish for a unicorn that bakes pies.

bvcxzmn · 10-07-2012, 08:52,

Granted, the unicorn makes it's pies by stabbing young children with it's horn and sticking them in the oven wrapped in dough. Then it forces you to eat it or it will do the same to you.

I wish I didn't have to write essays for school.