Wish Thread

AssassinMan98 · 10-10-2012, 18:49,

Granted. I am now invincible and get all da ladiez.

I wish corn flakes could do my homework for. Me and get a perfect score.

Leech · 10-10-2012, 19:12,

Granted. Unfortunately, they claim the perfect score for yourselves and you are left without a paper to turn in

I wish for everything

Crashlander04 · 10-10-2012, 23:44,

Granted. Everything is now yours and everybody else dies from lack of anything.

AssassinMan98 · (This post was last modified: 10-11-2012, 00:05 by AssassinMan98.)

Granted. You fail at wish threads.

I wish that legs didn't know they were legs, and the same with arms.

Crashlander04 · 10-11-2012, 00:38,

Granted. We all die for lack of coordination.

I wish to stop forgetting to make wishes.

AssassinMan98 · (This post was last modified: 10-11-2012, 00:56 by AssassinMan98.)

Granted. You make a contract with all living beings to never forget to wish. If you do, you are forced to say sorry to every human being and living creature and plant on the planet Earth in one hour. Otherwise you must eat your own heart.

I wish I had two tickets to paradise.

Crashlander04 · (This post was last modified: 10-11-2012, 02:04 by Crashlander04.)

Granted. Paradise is closed for winter.

SHIT SHIT SHIT I WISH FOR SOMETHING

sethd13 · 10-11-2012, 02:11,

granted you get something, a dead cat, in a plastic bag.

I wish for progress to be made on kiwike 3.0

Leech · 10-11-2012, 02:59,

Granted. It all progresses too fast and turns out badly

I wish I had infinite amazon credit

StayPuff · 10-11-2012, 03:13,

Granted. You get infinite Amazon credit! But you ran Amazon dry of credit, and nobody else was able to get credit, so Amazon shut down.

I wish 4chan would rule the internet.