Wish Thread

[AssassinMan98]

Granted. You get beat up by the nearby Ballpark Frank and Kosher Dog wiener gangs nearby. You get depressed and stab yourself with a fork; ketchup goes everywhere.

I wish I was Odysseus.

[Crashlander04]

Granted. You are low quality, taste disgusting, and are worthless.

I wish gecko would let me make a thread telling all of the funny stories I have about droid.

[AssassinMan98]

Granted. You are low quality, taste disgusting, and are worthless.

I believe that you are referring to the epic The Odyssey . I am referring to the husband of Penelope, creator of the Trojan Horse, the hero Odysseus. ANSWER MY WISHES CORRECTLY plz.

[Crashlander04]

Granted. You are low quality, taste disgusting, and are worthless.

I believe that you are referring to the epic The Odyssey . I am referring to the husband of Penelope, creator of the Trojan Horse, the hero Odysseus. ANSWER MY WISHES CORRECTLY plz.

I WAS ANSWERING LEECH GODDAMNIT WHY CAN'T I EVER DO WELL AT THIS GAME I'M TRYING OKAY

[nick11h]

I wish I was Odysseus.

Granted. You attempt to wash your hands, and Poseidon murders you.

I wish more programs supported Linux.

[iDieForEXP]

Granted. All the programs in the world suddenly switch to running linux. Several small children find guns and shoot themselves, or their family members because they can't distract themselves with games. WoW players everywhere hang themselves because their computers no longer support the game. Wallstreeters rip their hair out trying to figure out how to control the economy with the new software. America and several other countries collapse, China sees its opertunity and attacks with the intent to conquer. Militaries can't relay news of the attack in time, In a frantic rush a missile operator tries to learn new commands but accidentally launches all of our nukes at the eastern hemisphere, the Russians see the nukes coming and frantically pound their keyboard. All of Russia's nukes launch at the western hemisphere. Everyone's dead. Granted, you sick sunova...

I wish... everyone would just get along.

[AssassinMan98]

Granted. There is world peace. Everyone gets treated fairly, there is fair trade, and everything is just dandy. There is no color, just a bland, neutral gray. Everyone's house is the same. Everyone has the same amount of money, and the same stuff. There is nothing "OP" in any video game. In fact, video games don't exist. neither does the internet, or anything that could be used to communicate or have fun indirectly with another person. No more fun at all. Everyone speaks in monotone, there is no winning or losing, no grades in school; there is no school. You have created the universes most boring situation. The other intelligent beings of the universe blow us up because we are a waste of space *badum-ch!*.

I wish everyone's armies were as stated in their stereotypes (i.e., russian army is a bunch of bears on unicyles, etc.)

[Crashlander04]

Granted. There is world peace. Everyone gets treated fairly, there is fair trade, and everything is just dandy. There is no color, just a bland, neutral gray. Everyone's house is the same. Everyone has the same amount of money, and the same stuff. There is nothing "OP" in any video game. In fact, video games don't exist. neither does the internet, or anything that could be used to communicate or have fun indirectly with another person. No more fun at all. Everyone speaks in monotone, there is no winning or losing, no grades in school; there is no school. You have created the universes most boring situation. The other intelligent beings of the universe blow us up because we are a waste of space *badum-ch!*.

I wish everyone's armies were as stated in their stereotypes (i.e., russian army is a bunch of bears on unicyles, etc.)

Granted. Canada's army is now a beaver chewing on a canoe.

I wish the USA blew up.

[sethd13]

granted, economy collapses even further, bartering now in effect.

I wish GECKO WOULD GET ON SKYPE

[bvcxzmn]

Granted, check now.

I wish I knew how to do anything and everything.