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[geckosquid]

Here is a gecko summary of what happened:

Once upon a time, there was a majestic nation called Helvanthar with beautiful people. A band of murderous thieves who were not beautiful people decided to come in and crash Helvanthar's beautiful party. Well, the beautiful people of Helvanthar didn't want their party to be crashed, so they (beautifully) declared war on the band of murderous thieves, and built a beautiful fort outside of the mansion inhabited by the not-beautiful people. The people of Helvanthar fought beautifully, and eventually they had the band of murderous thieves trapped inside their not-beautiful mansion. Then, three of the murderous thieves went to bed, and the beautiful people of Helvanthar used their beautiful eyesight to spot a breach in the back of the not-beautiful mansion. They beautifully leapt in and we were like, "All your mansion are belong to us", and the two remaining murderous thieves were like, "Oh noes!", and then we went upstairs and we were like "Stop! You've violated the law! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!" and we took back all the stuff that the murderous thieves had taken from the beautiful people. Then Spammuff decided he wanted to be a beautiful person too, so he joined the beautiful people and turned into a beautiful person. Then, the not-beautiful people whined because they were jelly that we took back their stuff and they were like, "Abyoooose! Abyoooooose!" and we were like "Uh-Uh!!!" and they were like "Uh-HUH!" and then we played the "yotta said it's k" card and they still whined but we didn't currrrr because yotta said it was k. Teh end.