The Last Geckosquid-A Journal

[jyanowitz]

The Geckosquid used to be a thriving race until the great Creeper disguised himself as a gecko and when the time was right committed suicide killing almost all of the Geckosquid. Rarely a Geckosquid will be found because the survivors all died out except for one, who is now being threatened with death! We must join forces and donate all of our gold to the remaining Geckosquid because as the says "Our kind [Geckosquid] will die out in slowly after the great explosion, but all will not be lost if the last of our kind, the Almighty Geckosquid gains the wealth of Kiwike. Only if he obtains 1,500 gold then he can resurrect our kind and we will thrive again. Old Rapture will be rebuilt and kilometer after kilometer of ocean will have glass structures again!" Please help the last remaining Geckosquid, for as he has told us, he is the last of his kind. Send him generous amounts of gold before he is grasped by the hands of the Gecko and blinded by the ink of the Squid. His death will bring rain for 912 Kiwike years 5 months 1 day 23 hours 61 minutes and 32 seconds. The annoying sound of rain beating down on your gold helmets will remind you that only if you had sent the gold that went into your armor to the last Geckosquid, then this rain would not be happening.
SAVE THE GECKO!
VIVA LA GECKOSQUID!
(now send him your gold)
/money pay geckosquid 100
/money pay geckosquid 250
/money pay geckosquid 500
/money pay geckosquid 1000