Victory = Pig-boat?

[StayPuff]

It's story time, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... PIG-BOAT.

After a long day on the battlefield, Stugmaster decides it would be a good time for a boat ride. But don't be fooled, for a man this crazy, the boat had to BE crazy. Stugmaster proudly weilds his most prized possession of the day, the saddle! He places it on the pig and begins to ride of into the distance. The pig leaps into the water and begins a very violent doggy paddle. The pig has no limits, he needs no deep end! After a while of sitting in place and waddling around in a circle, Stugmaster finally gets hungry and butchers the pig. It was yummy.

The End.

R.I.P. Pig-boat, aka Lil'Jimmy

Here are some wonderful pictures of me and pig-boat floating away. (And in circles)

The beginning of our adventure.


An underwater shot. He was drowning.


The sun begins to set.


The finale, the sun has come down.. the sad ending for Pig-Boat.


I will not post the death, for it was hard for me and I do not want it to be hard for all of you. Poor, poor, but yummy pig-boat.