I fake a subscription to Playboy with your name on it, and then the nagging woman gets angry and pulls you off the hill by your ear. Then, I feed the dragons some lasagna (since dragons are known lasagna lovers) so that they fly away. Then I give Chuck Norris a speech on physics so that he leaves, and I cover the hill in more spaghetti, which squashes all of the posters between me and Tristo's earlier post