king of the hill

[partyars]

the reguritated hill was soggy from your stomach juices and when you jump on it to claim it, you break trough the partly hardened surface into the still partially liquid inside. you can't get out anymore and in a week time the hill solidifies with you in it. after a month or so when the smell isn't that bad anymore, I claim the hill. some say that when you put your ear to the ground, you can still hear the scraping of your fingernails against the inside of the hill, trying to escape but of no avail.