Riddle me this...

[Leech]

there is a house, all of its walls are directed south.
there walks a bear around the house, what's the color of the bear's fur

White.

A woman shoots her husband, looks at his face as she holds it under water for 5 min, an then hangs it.

Later they both go out to dinner. How can this be?

She took a picture of him, and she then processed it.


A guy brushes his teeth and goes to bed. He wakes up the next morning, and everything seems the same. He goes into the bathroom to brush his teeth again, turns on the sink, and realizes he is in a very different place. How does he know?