Headhunterz (mystery group of griefers)

[Crashlander04]

I really like how people suspect me. It makes me feel important and gives me the attention I never got as a child.

The following are a few reasons why I didn't do it:
1. I did steal before, but not for the purpose of taking the items as my own - I've explained already, it was meant to be a joke until I fell off doggy's house (I could have stolen and ran at anytime beforehand with ALL of your valuables).
2. I haven't left my secret base since I got a ghast tear from Alphonse yesterday afternoon.
3. I don't know wtf 'headhunters' are, nor have I ever talked about them before. I don't know where you're getting that information doggy, but it wasn't from me. Also, I don't mix music anymore, next time I do I'll be glad to send you a link though.
4. ARE MY CHEECKENS OKAY?
5. I was gonna live there too. I've been gathering supplies to bring there, ie; melons, gold, iron, and my potion stash.
6. I am awesome and not a dickbag (contrary to popular belief)
7. I actually relatively like you guys.

If you don't believe me, you're loss. I didn't do it, and no amount of accusations will make me guilty. Good to know you guys really do trust me after all.