Comical musings

[TehCthulhu]

Have you seen the toys they make for kids these days? I was walking through Walmart -because that's how American I am- and I saw this toy pistol with a scope and an attached flashlight, when you pulled the trigger it made a sound and the slide went back. It ever had a silencer you could screw into the barrel that made it quieter when you shot it. The whole thing was six dollars. Six -fucking- dollars. When I was 10, I would have killed a man for something like that. God only knows what manner of hover-car-lazer-gun-GI-Joe bullshit we'll be buying our grand-kids...