[Coming soon] The Complete Guide to Thieving [Coming soon]

[doggypwn]

I don't understand why no one just hides there shit like 20 blocks underground in an isolated area e.e

This. Seriously, if you find a tree, go under the bottom long, dig straight down 20 blocks, make the grass grow back around it and then leave no one will ever find the thing you buried except by luck mining, and that's super-unlikely.

Except for we dwarves, we will mine out the entire world. And Yotta can do nothing about it! Muahahaha!

ALSO: I plan NOT to join the thieves this time around for anyone being disgusted by me.