POETRY SLAM!

[TehCthulhu]

Rule #3 of Haiku: You are not allowed to use a word with an apostrophe. If you can't find words to fit the syllables you're doing it wrong.

I don't think they have apostrophes in Japan, ergo I can't imagine that's a rule.

Also:

There once was a man from Sodom
Who had an itch up his bottom
He pulled down his pants
Did a little dance
And like three guys ran over and got 'im.

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THIS JUST IN! A new poem.

Regarding your Mother: a Sonnet

I put my self into your mother's hole.
I did not know the status of her snatch
t'was like a speck inside an escape hatch.
Morality is not your mother's goal.
Too many semen stains upon her soul
for her to go with His angelic batch.
No key is needed to unlock her latch.
Her legs do spread for free, there is no toll.
Oh yea. I thought that you may want to know
that now you have a brother on the way.
You will have to feed him when he does grow,
your mother's poor because I didn't pay.
Maybe your mom can charge when she does blow.
None for the sex though; she's such a bad lay.