He forced me...

[JLML]

So that arsehole we all know as Sir Prize (who used to be a putrid fucking cunt, until he took a *something something* to the *something something*) forced me to join here, just because I happen to be his friend in real life (real life, what's that? Yea, I know.) and stuff. So... Here I am. Don't really get why. Or what I'm supposed to do. Or why I'm making this thread.

Anyway... I like cake. And cookies. And candy. And snacks. Actually, I like most tasty stuff. Though I guess tasty is subjective. So I might not like what you consider tasty after all. Whatever.

Oh, and I listen to music. A lot. Too much. Or something.

Aaaaaand... I guess that's all there is to know about me. More or less.
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Guess I'm quite boring. Oh, right! I also plan for world domination and plot to cause a nuclear apocalypse. 'Cause, you know, when I rule all world, I obviously want to destroy it all.

That's all for me! Hope I'll enjoy it here, despite Sir Prize being here. Or whatever.