He forced me...

[JLML]

STOP TALKING BLOODY FANCY

GOSH...

Stop talking fancy? My fellow gent, surely there's no necessity for actions of such drastic nature, for indeed it is true that we can hold a civilised, well-spoken conversation, no?

YOYOYO

I'm Crazy but you can't call me Gerard.
I'm a mod.

That's pretty much all you need to know.

P.S. OH SHIT I FORGOT MIRRORS AT CROTCH LEVEL

Crazy huh? Proof please. I accept certificates of insanity from the Arkham or Sefton asylum. Also legit are the repetitions of chantings and/or ramblings commonly found amongst the various cults and orders of our kinds.
If none of these can be presented as evidence of your craziness, you may apply for an evaluation, and, if success is achieved, confirmation of insanity and/or a crazed mental status.