He forced me...

[JLML]

First and foremost, who says I will use my ramblings to take over? Secondly, if I take my world domination what? Thirdly, you don't have any rules, and I wouldn't listen to them if you did, since, you know, the universal rule goes that you're always wrong and one should do the opposite of what you say.

Now, to that answer.

In a way, yes, I am the master of elaborate, articulate and insane trolls. Though that, of course, is subject to the criteria one uses to measure all of the aforementioned specifications. But either way, I am entirely serious, in a way that is completely devoid of seriousness, if that makes sense. Which it probably does not. But that is ok, I'm used to not making sense. Heck, sometimes I don't even make sense to myself when talking to my own mind with my mind. And sometimes, believe it or not, my mind is so rude as to interrupt me when I'm talking to it! Can you believe that? It's like, totally plotting to take over and obliterate me, conquering the world without me only to destroy it when I can't watch the end of the world from above! /sadface

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I just realised I did not write a 5 page answer even though you asked for such. I am sorry for that, and if you want to, I can make up for it on a later occasion, when I'm not tired. I can send it to you or something. If you want to, that is. I don't have to do it. I don't have that as an OCD. At least, I don't think so. Wouldn't be surprised though, since I have a lot of those. <.<