He forced me...

[Crazylol5]

I do happen to have a certificate stating that I am unable to own a weapon due to being schizofrenic, is that good enough?
If it's not, I have a drivers licence with a photo of my face.

Schizophrenic*

Hmm... I guess... That might be enough... Though.. It does not necessarily imply that you're crazy. I recommend you find additional proof of your lack of sanity, just to be on the safe side. Also, that photo might be useful in the future. Save it. Don't let any fishes posing as persons steal it from you.

I can't spell the word Schizophrenic, that okay?

I've never actually had to prove my craziness, I feel like a cheese grater.
The dirty blue French cheese...