He forced me...

[JLML]

All the more apples for you then, my fellow gent. Still, I don't dislike red apples. I just find the green ones in a league for themselves. It's like comparing... Eeh... I suck at comparing. Or making up analogies. So it's like comparing something that you think has a semi-tasty taste with something that has a tasty-tasty taste. Or something like that. Yea. Probably.

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Green apples are too subjectively sour for me.

Well, you are too subjective when it comes to your judgement of what is too sour for you. In fact, it has been found that green apples have some weird super-awesome feature thingy that has something to do with how the human appetite works that only green apples have. Which makes them better. And definitely not too sour. Though that really has nothing to do with the sourness of the apples at all. Since it's not even based in the taste of them. If only I could remember what, exactly, this super-awesome feature thingy was... <.<