He forced me...

[partyars]

Apples are best fruit. no exceptions.

I think you forgot a "the" and an "s" somewhere in there. And a capitalisation of a letter. And there are always exceptions. After all, if I take an apple, disintegrate it and then reconstruct it with a different molecular structure including a high level of nitroglycerin, would it still be the best fruit? Well, obviously it would be the best fruit at blowing stuff up, but would it be the best fruit as far as eating it goes? <.<

Apples naturally contain cyanide, so a little nitroglycerin wouldn't be that bad.