He forced me...

[JLML]

Hello. I think I might like you... Unless you become like that "friend" of yours, sirprize. If so, I will be forced to hate you as well. Hope to
See you about revamped or what ever map yotta and android force us to play.

Hahaha, don't worry, if I become like him I will commit ritual suicide. Based on previous experience, that belongs to the less nice ways to die. So I'm not too inclined to do so again. But whatever. If I have to, I have to. Let's hope it doesn't come to that. Just... Don't hate me by association. 'Cause then I will be /sadface. And I don't like being /sadface. D:

Apples naturally contain cyanide, so a little nitroglycerin wouldn't be that bad.

Huh. We'll see when I figure out how to do all that stuff and create that apple then, I guess. Who knows, maybe it will taste super-awesome, making it one of the most delicious deaths ever when your head gets blown up, making you, quite literally, killed by delicious. Then I have to try it as well. Because I love delicious deaths. They're so much more delicious than those bland, boring deaths I experience every once in a while from non-eating related causes. Like getting hit by cars. Or trees. Or rocks. Or anything that can hit my head, really. 'Cause if it can, sooner or later it will. Which is annoying. 'Cause dying can be a bit of a... Well... Not-too-comfortable experience. Thus, it's preferred to be a delicious death, as that makes it worth the not-too-comfortable experience.