He forced me...

[JLML]

Welcome to Kiwike, JLML. I'll be calling you J, or possibly JL, which will sound like I'm calling you Jail.
I see that you know something of Lovecraft.

We're gonna be Grammar Nazis in this thread? Let me get my Grammar Nazi code and my Editor hat.

[epic snip]

As an aside, I like yellow apples.

Actually, most of your corrections of what I wrote depends on what English you're using. Me, I use British English, thus most of the time it's supposed to be an 's' and not a 'z' since that differs between British and American English. Some errors I would like pardoned because most of it was written between 23.00 and 01.00 after having gone a couple of days with less-than-adequate sleep. Also, there are several "errors" based from me actually not being a native English speaker, thus I still sometimes follow Swedish grammatical rules.

Either way, you can call me jail if you want to. I don't mind. In fact, I like the idea. Sounds jail-y.

And my sentence structure and word choice is messed up on purpose, because it makes it more insane-y. That's also why I every now and then start writing stuff like-this-because-nothing. For fun.

And yes, I am a bit of a Lovecraftian person, I guess. Yea. Probably.

And yellow apples are evil hybrids that plot to destroy everything that's tasty in this world!!! <.<