Y U SO SERIOUS?!

[JLML]

Oh let him, just think about what happens when he eats her and she breaks the 4th wall inside of him.

Here's me hoping for it to spawn a singularity that transforms him into a cupcake. 'Cause then we could, like, eat the cupcake. And that would make us cannibals. But not really, since he's no longer a human. And pretty far dead anyway. And cupcakes taste good, right? Even if they used to be people? And then, when we're finished, Pinkie would thank us for freeing her by giving us free cupcakes, cookies, cakes and all that for the rest of our lives. Which would probably get quite a bit shorter, considering that none of that stuff is very healthy, and with a lifetime supply of the tastiest cupcakes etc. ever, we would eat a lot of it. And get really fat. And get diabetes. And die. Not that I mind. Death by delicious is amongst the better deaths I've experienced. And I'd just carry on to die some other way at some later time anyway. Don't know about you though. You'd probably die permanently. Seeing as how you're not a fixed point in time and space, and all that, after all. Though maybe if spawn another singularity then you can become unable to die as well? Then you wouldn't have to worry about it either. Eating too much, that is.

Anyway, we should probably both come up with something that is remotely connected to the topic to avoid Sir Prize to tell us to get back on topic. But then again, seeing as how this thread is basically about everyone being too serious, not being staying on topic should by extension be the same as being on topic, right? Mwohahaha, we have beaten the system! Now we can laugh at him because he can't ban us for being too off topic! Let's celebrate this with even more cupcakes!!!