[Coming soon] The Complete Guide to Thieving [Coming soon]

[geckosquid]

I still think this whole guide is part of a plot for pavja to misguide people about thievery, similar to a step-by-step instruction on how to boost your computer's performance having you delete system32. I'm just sayin'.

True, instead of hiding stuff like the guide says everyone should just leave it all in a little room on the first floor of your house with a sign "for pavja only" and you will never get stolen from.

But that's charity, and the recipients of gifts are not thieves.