Old PC Being Symbolically Destroyed (happy now?)

astv25 · (This post was last modified: 06-20-2012, 23:37 by astv25.)

So here's the story:

For the past 2 years or so, my desktop PC has been steadily degrading into a horrible putrid mass of useless electronics. The graphics card is defective (something I didn't know about until the warranty expired and PNY decided to ignore the fact that it had been defective from the purchase date), and there's some other software-level issues I can't resolve.

EDIT: To make it clear I do plan on stripping out anything useful before destroying what will basically amount to a faulty motherboard, a corrupted (and small) HDD, a CD drive that won't open (unless someone I know wants it), and the case.

The dark days of 100% cpu usage just looking at the desktop are about to be repaid in kind.

My new laptop arrives Thusday, one day after this is posted.

I require revenge ideas. Things within human reason.

One suggestion (and the good ones will be compounded and listed here) comes from iDieforEXP:

Suggestion: "window"

Actual Action: Video of the offending machine tossed from a 20ft ladder into the woods behind my house. (It will later be retrieved and recycled so as to not pollute like an arsehole).

Position in the grand revenge scheme: Final Insult

Suggest more things for me to do and request EITHER (not both) pictures OR video.

Accepted suggestions will be listed in the OP with the format:

Name:
Suggestion:
Actual Action:
Order:

tl;dr I want to break my old PC, tell me how.

Parts list:

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