TUNA Peace Treaty

[geckosquid]

Gekk looks at the letter and frowns. He immediately hands it back to the messenger.

"I have never been, nor will I ever be, a member of TUNA. There is a difference between providing honey-coated advice to incite war and allying. You will tell this to everyone you see, or you will be on the bad side of an impossibly powerful deity. Have I made myself clear?"

With that, the god incinerates the document with a well-aimed lightning bolt and storms off.