Wish Thread

[iDieForEXP]

Granted. All the programs in the world suddenly switch to running linux. Several small children find guns and shoot themselves, or their family members because they can't distract themselves with games. WoW players everywhere hang themselves because their computers no longer support the game. Wallstreeters rip their hair out trying to figure out how to control the economy with the new software. America and several other countries collapse, China sees its opertunity and attacks with the intent to conquer. Militaries can't relay news of the attack in time, In a frantic rush a missile operator tries to learn new commands but accidentally launches all of our nukes at the eastern hemisphere, the Russians see the nukes coming and frantically pound their keyboard. All of Russia's nukes launch at the western hemisphere. Everyone's dead. Granted, you sick sunova...

I wish... everyone would just get along.