Turkey and Money

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The table was set, the gravy was warm, the cranberries were present and accounted for but, something was missing. In an attempt to ruin someone else's day, you managed to steal the great Thanksgiving turkey the night before. Too bad it's made of rubber.

Hello Kiwike, and welcome to Mid-November! We've recently run into a dry spell in terms of donations and we thought that it was about time that we started cranking them in once more. As such, we have begun a routine of special events and items, the first of which packs a powerful punch. If you make a donation of at least $5 today and for a limited time only, you will be given the November 2012 special item, the Rubber Turkey! (Of course, larger donations would include the special donor privileges) This prime piece of meat sports a few remarkable enchantments. Donate now and get flailing!

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