Wish Thread

[Riskae]

Granted, unfortunately your computer can only play minecraft and nothing else.

I wish for a sandwich.

[sethd13]

granted your sandwich has baby feces in it and you are forced to eat it.



i wish i was a millionaire for the rest of my life which is for 80 years with no health problems.

[Riskae]

Granted, unfortunately you will be cryogenically frozen until being a millionaire is the equivalent to have a few bucks.

I wish for BACON!

[bowser956]

The bacon is poisonous. After you ingest it, it makes bacon babies in your red blood cells, thereby killing you.

I wish for bacon that isnt poisonous.

[Crashlander04]

You obtain bacon that isn't poisonous, but it has many calories and you are too fat to eat it.

I wish I was passing chemistry.

[bowser956]

Granted, you pass chemistry. Unfortunately, you get an F in every other class. Too bad.

I wish that there wasnt a good chance of any of the GOP candidates becomin the POTUS.

[Crashlander04]

There isn't. That's bad enough.

I wish I could fly.

[Leech]

Granted. You can fly. You can only go up, and suffocate after you make it out of the atmosphere

I wish I had more time at home to game

[Riskae]

Granted, you will be put on permanent house arrrest.

I wish gas prices were cheaper :/

[Crashlander04]

Granted, gas is now cheap because vehicles run on pixie dust.

I wish bowser would lose some weight.