king of the hill

[Leech]

I dpn't use texture packs, so your plan fails. I pee on you while you're trying to climb the hill

[smellityet]

I... flush the hill down the toilet?

[lordgodfrey]

I kick you into the toilet.

[Leech]

I kick you into the sink

[Smythie]

I ban Party and Smythie from thebwiki, and place bombs at their computers that go off when they're appealing. My hill nao

I don't use the wiki so I didn't appeal Your plan is foiled!!! My hill.

[Third Eye]

I create a new hill, mine and smythie's hills.

[partyars]

Then it's also my hill, and I'm sending you home because smythie has to do homework.

[Leech]

I put a bar at the bottom of the hill, and, while you're drinking, burn the bar down with you inside it. I then build a sexy castle of sexiness on the hill

[oranges44]

I eat and slowly digest the hill , then I make my own right on top.

[asdfasdflkjty911]

I launch my music cannon at you, which lures you off the hill, then I have Gandalf make a magical invensible forcefield around me and the hill, the shield is impossible to break, no matter what you think of, Gandalf will never be distracted, and all he defies all the laws of physics to keep the hill right where it was when the shield was placed.