king of the hill

[Crashlander04]

i respawn and push you into lava hole but i rename the hole 'butt' first so in history it shall be known you were defeated because you fell in the butt hole

[doggypwn]

I bring in an army of 250 or so dwarves from Dwarf Fortress, dig an extensive tunnel system under the hill, live there and gather materials, and eventually use the materials to create giant pumps and mechanisms, connecting them up to the surface from the co-called butt hole, pumping the lava out in massive amounts, covering the hill and killing all life in a large radius, and then when the lava has cleared claim the hill for myself. I also invite Armok and Discord to rule with me.