Wish Thread

partyars · 01-07-2012, 02:31,

You just bought it, then you open the box and it has a huge crack in it making it useless, you also threw away your warranty.

I wis I was a pony in Equestria. And no, not any of the places named Equestria found here on Earth.

Sir Prize · 01-07-2012, 02:40,

You're now a pony. The moment you were born your horn was cut off and put under a curse so it will never grow back. You are now shunned by society, forced to live alone for all eternity.

I wish I was the dictator of a near perfect one world government.

Android · (This post was last modified: 01-07-2012, 02:57 by Android.)

Unfortunately for you, this near perfect government had one fatal flaw, a lack of milk. The group of rebellious teenagers who swore their life to the worship of dairy products are outraged over time, and plant the seed for a revolution. It was previously unheard of, but now riots storm your lands, leaving nothing but death and fatigue in their tracks.

I wish I could teleport, would save me time and it'd make me super cool.

TehCthulhu · 01-07-2012, 03:20,

You can teleport, SUPER NEATO! However, unbeknownst to you, you have talked in your sleep for years. This wouldn't be too much of a problem except the night after you get your powers, you keep yelling "sun" for some reason.

I wish I could chat with various, dead historical figures.

Sir Prize · 01-07-2012, 03:25,

You can now chat with them. However, in bringing them back you cause them a lot of pain, and as a revenge they haunt you and turn you insane. Causing you to mindlessly attack everyone until you are shot by the police.

I wish I had more fans.

SirSuba · 01-07-2012, 04:02,

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of Sir Prize's Ceiling Fan Emporium!

I wish I was Doctor Who.

andy66252 · 01-07-2012, 06:37,

Wish granted. Sadly the weeping angels find you and kill you. Guess you shouldn't have blinked.

I wish for a shop that will be better than snuffleapaguses

partyars · 01-07-2012, 09:40,

Your store grows to a multi million world wite store chain which causes you to be away from home for long periods of time. Your wife is feeling left alone behind and divorces you after a few months. You feel heartbroken because of this and your sorrow causes you t otake bed decisions for the company, making it decrease in value drastically. When your company almost reaches bankrupt, you decide it's time to make an end to your miserable life. Running over the street thinking about how you're going to kill yourself you bump into this beautiful lady, making her drop her groceries. You buy her a drink to apologise and you two become great friends over time. A few months later you want to take it to the next level, you gather all your courage and propose her. Ofcourse she replies with "Yes I do!", you marry a few weeks after that. Your store starts getting better and better again and eventually even surpasses its former self. This however causes you to spend long trips away from home again and your second wife also starts to feel lonely. She finally leaves you for your biggest rival, Snufflepagus causing you to drop in another depression. After thinking about it for a long time, you give the company to a homeless guy and jump in front of a bus.

I wish for infinite wishes.

asdfasdflkjty911 · (This post was last modified: 01-07-2012, 22:32 by asdfasdflkjty911.)

Lucky you, you now feel or express a strong desire or hope for something that is not easily attainable; want something that cannot or probably will not happen times infinite.

I wish Q-Dance came to North America.

Crazylol5 · 01-07-2012, 23:32,

Q-Dance comes to North America, for exactly 0.00000023 miliseconds.

I wish I could wish without the wish backfiring on me